He'll Never Buy This You Know

I know I know..It's a few weeks off yet but I just couldn't help myself. For those of you not aware of the legend. Our patron saint is St. Patrick. He is, according to legend, supposed to have expelled snakes from Ireland.
Okay we know that snakes never actually got this far as with frogs which are an introduced species... But anyway... Good old St. Pat was a miserable sod and he apparently kicked the snakes out while he was busy converting us Celtic heathens.
I suppose it is a shame he isn't around today and he could expell the snakes that infest our government and banking systems.. then the drug dealers... pimps and ho humm clergy. Gosh..we would have nothing to give out about then